I'll see you in hell....
January 11th 2010 21:17
What do Douglas Adams, Woody Allen, Lance Armstrong, Isaac Asimov, Dave Barry, Ingmar Bergman, Richard Branson, Warren Buffett, George Carlin, Rodney Dangerfield, Richard Dawkins, Ani DiFranco, Micky Dolenz, Angelina Jolie, Diane Keaton, Sir Ian McKellen, Arthur Miller, Julianne Moore, Randy Newman, Andy Rooney, Salman Rushdie, Gene Roddenberry, Joe Rogan, Eddie Vedder, Gore Vidal, Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Steven Weinberg, Albert Einstein, Benjamin Franklin, Billy Joel, John Lennon, Robert Frost, Thomas Edison have in common?
They are all atheists and are therefore all going to hell, or in the case of those who have died, are already there. Now what do they have in common with everyone else on the planet? We are all going to be in hell with them.
Your probably wondering how that can be. Well, you see, most of the religions of the world claim if you don't believe in god or don't belong to their religion, you are going to hell. Since it is impossible to belong solely to each of those religions we are all doomed to spend eternity surrounded by fire and brimstone. Since everyone will be there I guess that makes heaven sort of a dusty old ghost town.
But maybe hell is actually heaven in disguise because of all the famous people there. You'll finally get a chance to meet Elvis, maybe John Lennon will be playing at the Hellfire Cafe, you can discuss your latest Star Trek screenplay with Gene Roddenberry. Yep, everyone will be there, everyone who ever lived and ever will live.....all those billions of people, all your ex's, your in-laws, the boss who always stole your ideas.....yep everyone. Hmmmm.....That big empty ghost town is starting to sound pretty good. Anyone got a really tall ladder?
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